Remote Working Wizards Prints

"When they said they wanted staff to work from home, I didn't think they meant our home."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

WiFi Signals

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Homo Zapiens

Covid and Restarting School

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

'It makes conferences so much cheaper, no travel costs and we only need to buy our own drinks!'

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

The Move.

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'Could you ask him where he left the remote?'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Take a hike.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

"He was much more effective in the field."

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

'Home office' worker's house with cable going to 'Office services companies'

"Camera not working."

I got the raise

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'One day I just woke up and said to myself-- hey, thanks to the computer, I can work anywhere.'