Work Wizard Prints

Workaholic and Paranoid

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Pounding speeds up the computer.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"We only got six days of funding."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Failure/Due Diligence

"Lovely dovetail."

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Texturing the Walls

Waiting for retirement.

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Targets.

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Gerald Ratner's return

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

'I have created the first interactive pile of paperwork.'

Aftermath: Hostile Takeover,

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

Empty/Full

The Move.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

Tech support...can I help you!

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

'Which one of these things is the soap?'