Workspace Wizard Prints

The Move.

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

De-cluttering the office: Negotiations begin.

Corporate Reorganization for the self-employed

'Miss Jenkins, get me a smaller desk or a larger office.'

'I'll have to do a desktop search to find the computer !'

"Our open office has encouraged innovative ways to communicate."

"I find it ironic how clean you keep your Windows desktop."

'He's in a meeting. Would you like to speak to his assistant?'

Desk Organizer: In and Far Out, Man.

"Rogers we're giving you Bob's old office. But, he's going to continue to live in it until we find him a new one."

"The rest of the cubicle owners asked me to tell you to clean up your cubicle. You're bringing down the value of the other cubicles in the office."

"This is your portable office? I had something totally different in mind when you bragged about having one."

"Office space is at a premium, we've had to rationalise."

"This is a great place to work - if you're prone to do something like that."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

Keeping your desk as clear as possible, allows the mind to stay relaxed and focused.

"The boss's idea of an open floor plan."

'And this is your desk.'

'If you ask me, they're carrying the virtual workplace a little too far.'

"The best time to call is email."

"Take care of your desk and it will take care of you."

"I'm going to have to let some of you go."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"We only got six days of funding."

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Failure/Due Diligence

"Lovely dovetail."

Waiting for retirement.

Targets.