Remote Learner Pillows

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

Covid in School

Computer Room.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

"Distance Learning"

University Challenged

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

Big Man Off Campus

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."