Online Learning Adventurer Pillows

"I'm doing my fall semester on-line only -- I changed my major to 'Staying Alive."

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

WiFi Signals

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"Error 404: Brain not found"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Wilson, I'll need you to make high pitched screeching noises until I get this modem working properly.'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

'It's the only way to keep him from spending all day online.'

"Officer, someone hacked my bluetooth pressure cooker and blew my kitchen apart! What can I do?"

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"Waldo starts a GoFindMe."

"Today we learned how to cross the ts and dot the coms."