Learning Journey Enthusiast Gifts

Glen always knew it would never be easy

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"Look, son, real estate."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'Are we there yet?

"Pavlov's Blog."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

The Chicken of the North

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

'Rock of Ages'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

"I learned a lot today, Dad. Did you know when your boss says you've done a great job...it's good not to act totally

'I'm your dog, Sir. Would you teach me some old tricks?'

We only go round once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop! (Published originally on December 21, 2013.)