Learning Journey Enthusiast Gifts

Glen always knew it would never be easy

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"Look, son, real estate."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

'Dad taught me how to tie my shoes, and I taught him how to program the computer.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Why don't you try learning from your own mistakes?"

'Knowledge is the ultimate weapon. Next!'

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"Pavlov's Blog."

'Are we there yet?

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Be prepared - Don't jump to confusion.

The Chicken of the North

"So you can do your homework. That's why you have to learn to read and write."

"Don't think of it as being grounded. Think of it as suffering the consequences of your monumental stupidity."

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

'Honey, I'm popping next door to borrow a cup of sugar: See you in an hour or so...'

"I'll probably never be able to cast knowing glances."

"I learned a lot today, Dad. Did you know when your boss says you've done a great job...it's good not to act totally