Educational Journey Gifts

"Look, son, real estate."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Learning.

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'Are we there yet?

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

Conspiracy theories

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

University of Adversity.

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'

"I'm trying to figure out when I flipped from being a baby boomer to a senior citizen."

'I've travelled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

"OMG, I'm on a journey, too!"

'First the birth canal, and now preschool! Where does this all end?'

'I realized that I spent $100,000 to get a $12-per-hour job. In another 40 years I could break even.'

Glen always knew it would never be easy

'You've grown so old!'

"I'm pretty sure it's because we want the kind of girl...who doesn't want anything to do with guys like us."

'Something tells me we really haven't begun to live yet.'