Educational Journey Mugs

"Look, son, real estate."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Learning.

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'Are we there yet?

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

Road signs of Aging

Conspiracy theories

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

University of Adversity.

"I've about had it with Math. Yesterday the teacher said that 3 and 4 made seven. . . today she said 5 and 2 did!"

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

"OMG, I'm on a journey, too!"

"I'm trying to figure out when I flipped from being a baby boomer to a senior citizen."

'You'll never learn to walk if you don't FOCUS!'

'I've travelled all over the world looking for happiness and found it in my bank account.'

'First the birth canal, and now preschool! Where does this all end?'

'I realized that I spent $100,000 to get a $12-per-hour job. In another 40 years I could break even.'

Glen always knew it would never be easy

'You've grown so old!'

'Something tells me we really haven't begun to live yet.'

"I'm pretty sure it's because we want the kind of girl...who doesn't want anything to do with guys like us."