Academic Journey Lovers Mugs

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Eternal Student.

Burning the midnight oil.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scarcity

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Six Thinking Hats

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

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