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Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Eternal Student.

Burning the midnight oil.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scarcity

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Now showing, at a University near you...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Six Thinking Hats

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."