Learner's Journey Gifts

Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"Look, son, real estate."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'After being here for more than forty years - as undergraduate, graduate student instructor, professor - what saddens me most is that this was not the college of my choice.'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

"Your serve is basically good, it's just you're doing something funny right at the very end."

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

'Have a nice day at school, Jeffrey -- remember to stay on message!'

Maria Montessori

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

"I went with the flow and wound up in the French quarter."

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'

A learner driver in a heart-shaped car

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

"Put that away. Your money's no good here."

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"... Have you passed?... Well, just let me move these five traffic violation tickets that you picked up, out of the way and I'll check your score."

A boy is in a hole that he just dug.His uncle says:'You've learned a life lesson today . . . Digging your ass off for treasure only to end up in a septic tank!'

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

'How can we get 'retrained'. We never got trained.'

"School of hard knocks"