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'I do about 3 hours a day.'...'What's homework?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"Meet The Author"

Burning the midnight oil.

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Scarcity

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

'So what are you studying, young man?'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Six Thinking Hats

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Dip Pen

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Mark Twain and Charles Dickens make a joint appearance on the lecture circuit

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."