Education Lover Gifts

'Possessive pronouns? Um, iPod, yourPod, theirPod?'

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

Back to School.

'I'm teaching conversion of fractions to percents and decimals. I hope I have enough material to fill the hour.'

“I wanted to be a hunter and gatherer, but I couldn’t handle the course load.”

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

'We all got stars today because nobody set off the metal detector!'

Student to teacher about 'Get Wisdom' sign: 'Which am I getting ... the whiz or the dumb?'

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.