Education Lover Gifts

'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'

Back to School.

'I'm teaching conversion of fractions to percents and decimals. I hope I have enough material to fill the hour.'

“I wanted to be a hunter and gatherer, but I couldn’t handle the course load.”

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

'We all got stars today because nobody set off the metal detector!'

Student to teacher about 'Get Wisdom' sign: 'Which am I getting ... the whiz or the dumb?'

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

U of Debt

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Lessons in Prehistory.

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."