Education Theory Lover Gifts

'Ms. Worden, please go to the library stacks and bring me a few education journals from the 70s. It seems everything old is new again.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

U of Debt

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

Children's education

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Yummy Mummies

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Graduation Speech.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"