Educational Philosopher Gifts

American and European Styles of Teaching

'I should never have graduated'

"I see you have the year four gifted and talented class this year Smith."

'Sometimes I feel like I'm just a number at this school.'

"Compulsory education is a myth. We may be compelled to teach, but very few of them are compelled to learn."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Hate Platforms

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"You're fired."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Lynching on social media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Ethics exam cheater.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Fear/Knowledge

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.