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American and European Styles of Teaching

'I should never have graduated'

"I see you have the year four gifted and talented class this year Smith."

'Sometimes I feel like I'm just a number at this school.'

What would John Dewey say?

"Compulsory education is a myth. We may be compelled to teach, but very few of them are compelled to learn."

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Hate Platforms

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Lynching on social media

"You're fired."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Ethics exam cheater.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Fear/Knowledge

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."