Academic Philosopher Gifts

Searching for a gift that captures the essence of an academic philosopher? Explore our collection of clever, creative items designed to celebrate their love of wisdom, debate, and intellectual curiosity. Whether they’re teaching, writing, or contemplating life’s big questions, our products add a touch of humor and sophistication to their daily routine.

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"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus." mockup

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

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"There it is, son, your four years at Princeton."

"There it is, son, your four years at Princeton." mockup

"There it is, son, your four years at Princeton."

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Hee Hawley: The Yale Yokel.

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"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud." mockup

"We're not too concerned about him not graduating. We've only made it to tenth grade so we're already proud."

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"At least I'm learning right from wrong."

"At least I'm learning right from wrong." mockup

"At least I'm learning right from wrong."

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"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!" mockup

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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"Good game."

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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it! mockup

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.' mockup

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

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"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide." mockup

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

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Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker mockup

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

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"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors." mockup

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

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In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of. mockup

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

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'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!' mockup

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

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Thinking Gears

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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Smart Ass - Wise Ass

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"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span." mockup

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

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"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes." mockup

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

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"Aristophanes explains comedy"

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Humans...What is their purpose?

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Ban on Free Speech

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"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken." mockup

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

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"Feel free to take notes."

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Historical memory is on life support. mockup

Historical memory is on life support.

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The Googler

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"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow." mockup

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

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Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book) mockup

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

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"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!" mockup

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

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"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful." mockup

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

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Academic Philosopher Gifts Collection

Academic Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for academic philosophers, featuring clever quotes and illustrations that make morning coffee a thoughtful experience.

Academic Philosopher Pillows

Check out our comfortable pillows adorned with clever, philosophical designs to bring humor and wisdom into their living space.

Academic Philosopher Prints

Discover prints that celebrate philosophical ideas and academic life, adding a touch of sophistication and wit to any room.

Academic Philosopher T-Shirts

Browse our witty t-shirts perfect for academic philosophers who love to wear their intellectual pride with humor and style.