Campus Philosopher Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with your intellectually curious friend or student? Our campus philosopher collection captures the joy of deep thinking and creative curiosity, featuring products that inspire reflection and spark conversation. Whether they’re pondering life’s big questions or just love a witty nod to academia, our thoughtfully designed items make meaningful, humorous, and inspiring presents for anyone who values ideas and insights.

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Open University, Closed University. mockup

Open University, Closed University.

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"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."

"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love." mockup

"I love academe. And academe loves me to death. But crap, I'm just not in love."

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'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?' mockup

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major." mockup

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

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"One year closer to college!"

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"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay." mockup

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

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'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!' mockup

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

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'So what are you studying, young man?' mockup

'So what are you studying, young man?'

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!' mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

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'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.' mockup

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

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"Smoke a cigar that fits your face." mockup

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

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'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?' mockup

'Oh-oh -- What hath He wrought now?'

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Future Tents

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'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.' mockup

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

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WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!" mockup

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

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'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?' mockup

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

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Life after death

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'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'It's the moral highground occupation force.' mockup

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

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"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are." mockup

"She's really nice and I didn't want to hurt her feelings, so here we are."

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"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!" mockup

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

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"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright." mockup

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus." mockup

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

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'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.' mockup

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

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Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days. mockup

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

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"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care." mockup

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

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'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?' mockup

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

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"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing." mockup

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

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"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!" mockup

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

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'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.' mockup

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

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Lost and Profound.

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'Heidegger-Hi!'

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"You'll get over him."

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Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences mockup

Academic Affairs: The Chair of Philosophy Corners the Chair of the Sciences

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Grass: We lost some good men today! mockup

Grass: We lost some good men today!

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"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock." mockup

"He'll read some Marx and some Freud, and he'll buy some stock. Then he'll read some Plato and some Tolstoy, and he'll sell some stock."

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Campus Philosopher Gifts Collection

Campus Philosopher Mugs

Discover more campus philosopher gifts on our mugs page—perfect for fueling those deep thoughts and daily reflections.

Campus Philosopher Pillows

Brighten up any room with our campus philosopher pillows, combining comfort with clever, contemplative designs.

Campus Philosopher Prints

Browse our campus philosopher prints and bring a touch of thoughtful art to your living or study space.

Campus Philosopher T-Shirts

Check out our campus philosopher t-shirts for stylish and witty apparel that celebrates intellectual curiosity.