Educational Economics Enthusiast Gifts

"Next on our agenda is a reminder to the E.R. staff that it's that time of year again...we need to gear up for the influx of parents that just wrote those college tuition checks."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Profit

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Watering Money

U of Debt

Will work for ETFs

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Annual profits,

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."