Educational Economist Gifts

"To us you're more than just students. You're a revolving source of revenue."

"You pay taxes to send me to school? Hey, that's where you can save money."

British savings accounts

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Campaign for Plain English

Mario Draghi

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

The economy.

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

E.U. Banking Union.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

G7 Summit Concern

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'It's our own consumer confidence test. Throw some nickels out and if they're picked up in 5 minutes confidence is really low!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Economy - USA.

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

The Evolution Of Man.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'