School Traditions Pillows

Valentine's Day at School.

"Enjoy all those Valentines while they're obligatory."

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Yearbook

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

'What clan do you belong to?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Paul goes home for the holidays

"I love these old decorations!"

Pearly King and Queen

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

Out of kilter.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'