School Culture Pillows

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Ethics exam cheater.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

I will study my speling words...

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Tut and Carmen.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Woman carries the world.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Culture Saturday

The height of fashion in 1796

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

Honoré de Balzac

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Now that's an afro!'

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner