Youth Culture Pillows

Non-Uniform Day Today.

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

'That's like, so random!' (teenager reading about the laws of chance)

'I just don't get it. I've applied for over 200 jobs, but I've never even got a call back.'

"It's me acne, Doc, it's getting' so's I'm feelin' too ashamed to go out"

Votes for 16-year-olds?

'I wonder if he knows he has his hat on backwards?'

"Have they started yet or is it my Tinnitus?"

"It's remarkable, Mr. Volmer. You have the clothes of a man half your age!"

'One thing wrong with the younger generation, we don't belong to it anymore.'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Mum, Dad, I've decided to go to University. I want to party for 5 years before I start work"

"Cool cars are wasted on the old."

"We were hoping for something other than 'Whatever' as answers to our survey questions."

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Cards. 'Birthday' 'Fake ID'

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

"Frank, you don't have to dress like that to work in youth."

Whatever.

'What's the problem?... You said I couldn't get my ears pierced, so I didn't.'

"Yo! Check it out"

Political Hipsters

"Great grunge look dude!"

Pied Piper leading youths away with ghetto-blaster.

'Well if sixty is the new fifty and forty is the new thirty then yes,twenty must be the new ten...'

"Don't worry I speak fluent teenage."

The Middle-School Dance

"Does your client wish to plead 'sweet' or 'lame'?"

'Sometimes I wish I was all thumbs, then I could text faster.'

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

'No, it's not my diploma. I dropped out. It's my birth certificate.'

"I don't care what 'the kids' are all wearing these days, brother Darren ..."

Older and wiser

T-Shirt: I'm Just Going Through 'A Stage'.

'Nice brain ring Harold!!'