School Culture T-Shirts

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

'I was expelled from school for a hate crime -- I told a little moron joke!'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Ethics exam cheater.

Louis Armstrong

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Computer Room.

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

I will study my speling words...

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Tut and Carmen.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Woman carries the world.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

The height of fashion in 1796

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Boy and girl at thier studies

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

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