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"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Today in school we learned how to text our names."

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

'Fortunately, I'm not driven by a deep need for validation.'

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'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"It's a deal, I trade you two of your lunchroom duties if you take my field trip duty?"

"Timmy, thank you for your science report..."Yawning is Contagious.'"

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

Classroom.

"Sure, Mom's eager to get us back to school, but she could have stopped the car!"

'I see you're still copying from other people's papers, Billy.'

"It does seem like a school-approved activity."

"You're a very good hall monitor, Billy, but we don't detain teachers."

Start of the school year

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

'The difference between this place and yoghurt is... Yoghurt has real culture!'