Modern Tradition Seeker Prints

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Herb's from Texas."

Folk Wedding

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

Maypole

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

'Let's make it cutting edge...with a traditional feel.'

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Hip hop Santa.

Gluten-free Santa

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Time for Tea

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

'...in sickness and in health, with full coverage or without...'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Queen reigning.

'LOL!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

First Marriage.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'