Tribal Customs Enthusiast Gifts

'You're just in time - We're having a father and son banquet.'

Tribal masks.

'You're lucky. I got ringed in Africa !'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An Easter Island sculptor working on a statue.They both look like the statues.

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

"I ate something that strongly disagreed with me!"

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'We bought it as a conversation piece...'

Angels

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'All these heads are kind of gross aren't they? What if we collected pottery or something?'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

"The village wants to add some younger elders."

'Sleeps with fishes! We thought you were dead!'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

'Does this soup taste funny to you?'

"This is Channel Five's 10,000 BC – Two Tribes in which we strip a group of people of all modern conveniences and dump them in a forest."

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

We're at home...we're alone...can't you let the mask slip?

'If it's any consolation, we use EVERY PART of the explorer.'

'You'll have to fill out 27 separate application forms for a harem.'

'So much for localism.'