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"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'He been like that ever since I gave him patch to give up peace pipe.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

Angels

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'And there's another one complaining about jobs going to India.'

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

Indian Duel.

Indian Ironing Teepee.

Bull Headache

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

"Don't answer that question take the fifth."

'Sitting Bull has sent you a friend request.'

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

A logger ignoring the warning cries of an indigenous man