Native Culture Enthusiast Pillows

Boomerang

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

"Do you think we could domesticate them?"

"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

Angels

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

"There's no need to shout!"

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

'How do you spell sincerely?'

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

Indian Duel.

Bull Headache

'Of course you know this means war.'

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

Indian Ironing Teepee.

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"