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"I notice the Apaches are using a new font."

'He been like that ever since I gave him patch to give up peace pipe.'

Primitive magician

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"You. . . may. . . already. . . be. . . a . . . winner. . ."

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

"Let me guess - PPI refunds, double glazing or, a tele-sales survey?"

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'

'Boy, your wife sure can cook.'

Angels

"Yes, the hunt is on, but we have time to escape! The last message from their spotter on the hill was 'wrong way you idiots!'"

'Does it have voice mail and text messaging?'

Boomerang

'And there's another one complaining about jobs going to India.'

"There's no need to shout!"

'We won the battle with the Sue tribe, but we'll be in the courts for years.'

"Next year we really must make it a priority to get haircuts before the sefirah."

'Smoke signals, sign language, bird calls. . . enough of the social networking!!!'

'He won't be long, he's just putting his face on.'

Indian Ironing Teepee.

Bull Headache

Indian Duel.

Does this skirt make my grass look big?

'Of course you know this means war.'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

"Dude! I am so not prepared for this!"

"The indians had asked for fire water...The translation error would prove costly"

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump, step, kick, shout!"

"Meet my wife, Hiawatha and her sister Lower Watha."