
'You'll have to fill out 27 separate application forms for a harem.'
Celebrate cultural pride with t-shirts that feature traditional patterns and witty slogans. Perfect for those who love sharing their passion for heritage with style and humor.
'You'll have to fill out 27 separate application forms for a harem.'
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."
A vampire in a canoe.
"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"
"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."
"Oh, this? Crazy story..."
"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."
"Take the off this minute, young lady."
Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!
Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.
"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."
"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"
Folk Wedding
The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.
Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'
"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"
Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation
"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."
"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"
'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'
We speak hieroglyphics here.
Shall I be mother?
"So, are you predicting an early spring?"
Maypole
"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."
William Tell Overture
"No squirrel, but I found Jimmy Hoffa."
'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'
It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!
Shavuot - Like!
"No, let down your hair!"
Poorly planned Chanukah crafts
We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.
'I don't know about you but I don't feel very sapiens today.'
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