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"It's steak and chips, it is what the ploughman had for lunch!"

Night of the Latkes

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

Full English Breakfast.

'Is this still America?'

Grandma's caf

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"Baldo, I don't like you eating that nasty food!"

'Stay tuned for a surprising new health study regarding...'

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

Mr. Guppy's entertainment

Non-Jewish Events and Jewish Events

'A wee bowl of porridge can set you up for the day!'

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

I love Ann - I love chip butties

Yesterday of Minnesota.

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

Marco Pierre White

'I can really recommend the fish!'

'...and was your 5th mouthful to monsieur's satisfaction?'

"I'm a meat and potatoes guy in a kale and tofu world."

'One SHISH-KA-BOB TO GO!'

"...brisket ...recipe. Hide it."

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

Ode to Wayne Thiebaud

"The grilled snapper also comes with a bonus audio commentary from the chef."

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

'Not good news, I'm afraid!'

"Fine! Tell Tia Carmen the truth, tell her you don't like her stew! But be prepared to live with the consequences, young man."