Antique Admirers Pillows

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

What's that, Lars? It's called a newspaper. I though I'd take it to the Antiques Roadshow.

Black Forest Collectibles.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sundial Time

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Souvenirs.

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Teddy Roosevelt

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

"I'm still looking, sir?"

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."

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