Antique Admirers Prints

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Black Forest Collectibles.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Second hand furniture.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Sundial Time

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Souvenirs.

"It was her mothers"

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Teddy Roosevelt

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

A new meaning in the Roman

"Fashion over function!"

Books of Tablets

Antiques

Grandfather Clock

"He's our back-up if our computers fail."