Antiquity Admirers Pillows

Sundial Time

'I'm texting.'

Statue Emergency

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Souvenirs.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Teddy Roosevelt

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Islington Angels.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Antiques

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Mangle

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

'Palintology'

I told you not to touch its belly.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.