Antiquity Admirers T-Shirts

Sundial Time

'I'm texting.'

Statue Emergency

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Souvenirs.

Teddy Roosevelt

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

Mr. Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

'Whoa...let's not get ahead of ourselves here, Al...'

Islington Angels.

Antiques

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Tilden Formally Withdraws from Democratic Candidacy Race

Greek in gallery with Greek statues

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'We met at an archaeological dig, in Egypt.'

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Mangle

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Palintology'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Antique shop owner looks at old chalice, saying: 'Well, it MIGHT be worth something if it had the original myrrh inside.'

'What did you think we meant by 'organ donor program?''

Improv Night