Royal Enthusiast Pillows

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"Well, just look at you - that's why I'm king."

'Why don't we keep the law of demand, repeal the supply part,'

Camilla Parker-Bowles

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."

Prince William

"My father-who the hell do you think named me Edward the Lesser?"

'This merger isn't going to work!'

'This is the only way I'll get a crown' (prince Charles at the dentist's).

'Yes he is a royalist...ever since it was announced there was to be a national holiday....!!'

Is this 'whatever love means?' (Charles and Camilla).

'I just hope that my life inspires young people to believe in their own ridiculously overdeveloped sense of entitlement!'

'I hear what you're saying, but believe me - Taxation WITHOUT representation is a lot less hassle.'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

'Well somebody should have checked!'

'Absolute power is a tricky thing, Son ? you've got to use it or lose it.'

Prince Charles

1952-2012: 60 Glorious Years.

King Henry IV

'Don't think of it as war - think of it as the beginning of the peace process.'

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'I thought I had the whole darn budget balanced, and then I remembered postage and handling.'

'No, you should not get ready to ascend the throne. It's just a head cold.'

'What do you mean, you 'outsourced everything'?'

Game of Thrones

'...And then I found out that I was out of compliance!'

The accountant's visit

'I need some help with my homework, Dad -- do you know anybody who knows anything about political science?'

King Henry VI

'GET OFF MY LAWN!'

The Birth of the Prince of Wales

'Good news. The DNA proves you're not guilty, you have no genetic diseases, and you're a half-brother of the Prince of Glavistan.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

"May I suggest we up your medication, sire.