Royalty Aficionados Gifts

'Hey! -- Don't go adding disclaimers!'

'It's my re-moat.'

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"It's too late to give a tax cut to the rich, Sire -- They're all poor now."

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays.

'I'm drawing up a contingency plan just in case -- how would you like to drive the getaway car?'

'Don't worry about it -- the inheritance tax doesn't apply to kings.'

"He mistook jesting for heckling."

Gladstone and Disraeli Discussed by the Queens

Spanish and Prussian Courts snub France

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

King with slogan: Tyranny Is A Way of Life!

'Well, I guess deficits DO matter.'

"You're just Queen of the Hop, I'm Queen of the whole shebang!"

'Well, I sure didn't give Lady Godiva permission to swim in the moat!'

"The food's good, and although I've asked them not to, over and over, they always make a big fuss."

'Oh, he hates the itching and scratching, but he's terrified of lip readers.'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

King Tony The First and Last.

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

'It'll never work between us, Biden. I'll always be a royal, and you'll always be a royal pain in the ass.'

The Prince turns into a frog due to a shorter spell in the UK.

'I wish he'd stop asking me about his credibility rating -- I HATE lying to him!'

'What do you mean, you 'outsourced everything'?'

'Okay, I admit it - your conspiracy theory was right!'

Dumbstruck - 'Does my bum look big in this?' King and Queen ant.

"Alert! A prisoner is escaping!"

King Charles III's coronation

A fish bowl, with a castle and a dead king and queen floating on the surface of the water

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

"Sedan, sedan! You're rocking the boat."

Come on, dear - all kings have groupies!

Queensferry Crossing souvenirs are a big hit

'You know those troops you sent to Algeria? -- They went to Alberta.'

'The economy isn't something you can jump-start literally.'