Monarchist Admirer Prints

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Hildegard von Bingen

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Robert Schumann

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Charles Baudelaire

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

Animals of the Royal Wedding