Monarch Humor Appreciator Prints

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier,'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The F.B.I.'s Least Wanted.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'I'm not saying he's unpopular, but the Secret Service won't let me wear spike heels.'

"Oh well, what does a jester know?"

North Pole.

'When did YOU switch to a talk format?'

Charles I

Queen reigning.

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Ethelred II

'Go on then.....Rule!'

"Your idea of ankle monitors for the entire kingdom is not polling well, sire!"

"Any apologies for absence?"

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

God save the Queen.

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

'You can call off the red alert -- we made up.'

'Face it -- you'll NEVER catch up to Lady Godiva's approval rating.'

King reaching for an apple

The Queen

Henry VIII

'Now I feel bad about having my speechwriter executed — I was just holding the paper upside down.'

'I'm afraid the only answer is a two-state solution.'

Eadwig

'They're not available right now, Sire - All your economic advisors are working second jobs.'

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

LUDWIG REX, 'I don't like it - It makes me sound like a hairdresser!'