Monarchy Lover Pillows

Prince of Wales' Health Scare

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'How about a game of cards?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Elizabeth II

Lady Jane Grey

'He's still addressing the nation.'

UK dissolution

'Pass the word around. The era of big government is not over.'

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

Elizabeth I

Charles I

'Go on then.....Rule!'

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'So what else can you do, besides reign?'

'How about a game of cards?'

The Queen

'Having a lot of underlings doesn't make you an overling!'

Queen's crown made of previous Prime Ministers.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Royal Wedding - Car with celebratory union flags,

Henry VIII

"I know you all paid your taxes last month, but since then we've had tax reform!"

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall

''L'etat c'est moi'? -- Are you sure you want to accept that much responsibility?'

'Argus' - Corruption in the Court of George III

Queen Elizabeth II

"You might try avuncular."

'If Daddy ever abdicated, you'd keep him on as a consultant, wouldn't you?'

"Take me to your leader"

The struggle between Charles James Fox and King George III

"Perhaps Your Majesty should try governing from the center."