Crown Enthusiast Gifts

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

'If you want to be truly incognito, you'll have to lose the crown.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

Getting to Know You

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen Anne

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!