Crown Enthusiast Mugs

'If you want to be truly incognito, you'll have to lose the crown.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'The Burrito King.'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

Colonial Larrysburg.

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Queen Anne

"Your Majesty, this learned committee has done deep research on the subject, and we have come to one conclusion: queens often marry down."

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'We only stay together for the sake of the Holy Roman Empire.'

'Time gentlemen please. Come on, don't you have any kingdoms to go to? ! '

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

'The Ben Franklin? What an honor! I see your 'Poor Richard's Almanack' in bathrooms all over the place!'

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

Young man, I think you are wearing my hat!

News of the Day - Dissolution - 'Will it Break? Will it not break?'

The Queen