Crown Appreciator Mugs

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'The Burrito King.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

"If we went to war, wouldn't God be on the spot?"

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

Queen.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Your doctor's prescription is ready, Mr. Hargrove. I have too ask. King size or regular?

Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).

Sue Perkins

The Loneliness of Power

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Queen Anne

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'Your Majesty, the Pretender to the Throne is here.'

The Wellington Statue.

'I'm beginning to think that you're WILLFULLY apathetic!'

'You can't cancel a summit meeting because of a bad haircut!'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

The King Of L.A.

'Strange as it may seem, you have the common cold.'

'And what do you do?'

"Has it been in your family long?"

"I let him think he's protecting us, too."