Queen Appreciator Mugs

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

You are my sunshine!

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Love Birds love dancing together

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Elizabeth II

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Edvard Grieg.

Couple in Grey

Bob Dylan

Cleopatra

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

"Your mother's going to be up there all day, kids. One of her students said her class meant everything to her!"

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Queen Elizabeth overtakes Victoria as longest reigning monarch on September 9th, 2015

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Vegetarian Heaven

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Child found in the Street is Brought into Shelter at a Ragged School

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'