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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'May I say it's a great pleasure to present my work to such a distinquished assembly of my colleagues.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'...and that is my philosophy.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'Let's see if we could put a spin on it and get the public interested.'

'I win!'

"Lucky Guess."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

"All in all, I'd say it's a pretty convincing explication of chaos theory."

Bluewater security man stopping baby with hood.

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Formula.

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'...Or not.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"Foul!"

All Knight Diner

'Don't worry, if we are attaked I will always put you first.'