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"We must have had an order."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Highschool sign.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Made redundant from Honda please help

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

'This doesn't look good.'

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

"I love people-watching."

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'I like it!'

"Fake."

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!