Production Observer Gifts

"We must have had an order."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

Highschool sign.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'This doesn't look good.'

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

The discovery of a 51st shade of grey was met with mixed reviews.

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

"I love people-watching."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Son measuring his father against the wall.

'I like it!'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'