Growth Observers Gifts

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

'Money is a bit tight at the moment, so instead of cash we wondered whether you'd settle for 20% more meaningless protestations of how much we value you?'

'All right, gentlemen, this is the current picture of our growth industry!'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Business is so bad even my hotcakes aren't selling like hotcakes."

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Highschool sign.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

The Red Carpet

Exchange Rate.

'Get out there and keep your job!'

Euro against the Dollar.

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

'Why don't you start a small business with a loan from a bank?'

"He downgraded Apple."

'Commerical real estates' man excited by peak in sleeping 'Rental rates' monitor

Business isn't booming.

'Oh, just sitting around, waiting for the next computer generated trading bubble to burst, sending the market into death spiral.'

"Fellow M.B.A. graduates of the Class of '91—hey, what can I say?"

"Isn't it comforting that even in our fast-moving times there are still things that remain as they were?"

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Our sales have slumped so much, we now have a couch for them."

Sing along with Mueller

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."