Competitive Market Observer Pillows

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Investments: Remember, Time Heals All Stocks.

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

"That's not how we go about filling a C.E.O. position."

"Wow! Good news - the line is getting shorter!"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

"Please feel free to browse."

Wall Street In Jail

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'We're letting you go, Harlow.. But we'd like to buy book and movie rights to your work record..'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'No, the strike isn't over - they're burning the company flag.'

Town Hall Meeting.

"Great! Another contribution to the man shortage."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

Sales company

Sign that it's an employer's job market.

"Fake."

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

Bow first.

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

'...It's all about jobs!'

"Aren't you the guy who left my company to find a better job?"

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

Economy Crutch - 'Not to worry dear friends....I make these in a little shop in my basement.'

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

I hear you people are desperate for an accountant.

'Thanks for the job offer, sir, but I'd better stick with what I'm good at.'

"The best way of dispersing crowds in the inner city is to start handing out job applications!"

US Economy

"Our family of products doesn't want you as its daddy anymore, Edwards."