Commercial Observer Pillows

'...And no salesman will call -- You may, however, find yourself on a bunch of whacky mailing lists.'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

St. Elmo's fired.

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Famous Optical Illusions!

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

"Before you ask for a raise, I need you to be aware I've got a map of your brain on my mobile."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Made redundant from Honda please help

'Fortunately, ideas like these don't come along everyday.'

'No, the strike isn't over - they're burning the company flag.'

"We were hoping that you could work from work today."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

'How can you be so cheap?'

Bow first.

"Fake."

Currently Down-Sizing

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

"look at those poor suckers. A market correction doesn't mean anything to us."

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

'Before you go Sir, the staff have the right to know the business's economic situation.'

"Our family of products doesn't want you as its daddy anymore, Edwards."

"I'm all for diversity in the boardroom, but I've got a bad feeling about this."

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

"Of course it's important that my workers get a living wage.. . ."

The Economy is in Decline!!

'Congratulations, Sir, the moon is being eclipsed. If you look closely you can see part of our logo.'